White House IT Staffer Issues Memo Warning Against Accessing Child Pornography on Work Computers
By
The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
A White House IT staffer sent a memo reminding administration members that accessing child pornography websites on White House work computers is prohibited and monitored, warning that all web activity is cached and can be reviewed even when using incognito mode.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledKeep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is cached and can be reviewed on our end
Warning administration members that the unauthorized websites were not supposed to be accessed by work computers
urging officials to avoid perusing risky sites featuring explicit images and videos of minors while on the job
Be extremely wary of clicking any links promising hot preteen action
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