Wedding Announcement: Groom References Interstellar Multiple Times in Vows
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Summary
The article appears to be a satirical wedding announcement about Megan Haloiti and Patrick Leigh, where the groom repeatedly referenced the film Interstellar in his vows. The content includes weather information (80° heat index) and appears to be from a satirical news publication, with the bride saying "I do" despite the groom's unusual vows.
Key quotes
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Sorry, some heat indexes you just want to keep for yourself
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