UFC's Dana White Frustrated by Persistent Rabbit Problem Under Octagon Fence
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
UFC president Dana White expresses frustration that rabbits continue to get beneath the Octagon fence despite various attempts to prevent it, including chicken wire, garlic spray, and motion-triggered sprinklers. The issue persists even during events, with staff having to remove rabbits from the canvas mat before fights.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWe've tried everything—chicken wire, garlic spray, motion-triggered sprinklers—but the little bastards just keep scratching their way under there
Every time we think we've sealed it up, another one pops out during a main event
It's like they're training for their own little underground fight club
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