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Uber Driver Reportedly Watches 'Titanic' While Driving, Causing Erratic Swerving

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The Onion Staff

6mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

A Brookline, Massachusetts man reported that his Uber driver appeared to be watching the movie 'Titanic' for the first time while driving, causing erratic swerving as the driver switched between the film and his GPS navigation app. The passenger noted the driver seemed emotional, refused to speak, and drove dangerously while watching romantic scenes from the 1997 film.

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BROOKLINE, MA—Noting that the car swerved erratically every time the gig worker switched between his GPS navigation app and James Cameron's 1997 film
local man Vick Shah told reporters Monday his Uber driver seemed to be watching Titanic for the first time
the driver seemed oddly emotional, refused to speak to his passenger, and swerved dangerously through traffic while watching what appeared to be Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio kissing
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BROOKLINE, MA—Noting that the car swerved erratically every time the gig worker switched between his GPS navigation app and James Cameron’s 1997 film, local man Vick Shah told reporters Monday his Uber driver seemed to be watching Titanic for the first ti

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