Trump Sons Embark on 'Diplomatic Voyage' Across Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
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The Onion Staff
Plain bagel done well. Pleasantly substantive.
Summary
Eric and Donald Trump Jr. embark on a self-described 'diplomatic voyage' across the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington D.C., setting sail on a makeshift raft made from duct-taped air mattresses and patio furniture with a velvet curtain sail. The brothers declare they're 'off to see the world' while their families wave goodbye, with Donald Jr. using a toilet paper tube as a telescope and shouting 'Anchors aweigh!' as they begin their journey.
Key quotes
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Anchors aweigh!
We'll write to you as soon as we get to Bermuda
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