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Trump Sons Embark on 'Diplomatic Voyage' Across Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

By

The Onion Staff

6mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. embark on a self-described 'diplomatic voyage' across the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington D.C., setting sail on a makeshift raft made from duct-taped air mattresses and patio furniture with a velvet curtain sail. The brothers declare they're 'off to see the world' while their families wave goodbye, with Donald Jr. using a toilet paper tube as a telescope and shouting 'Anchors aweigh!' as they begin their journey.

Key quotes

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We're off to see the world!
Anchors aweigh!
We'll write to you as soon as we get to Bermuda
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WASHINGTON—Embarking on their self-described “diplomatic voyage” at the National Mall Tuesday while their wives and children waved goodbye, Eric and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly declared, “We’re off to see the world!” as they set sail across the Lincoln Me

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