Trump Sons Reportedly Microwave 2025 Nobel Peace Prize to Test Authenticity
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The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel. Skim it, don't savour it.
Summary
Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly microwaved the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize to test if it was real, with Don Jr. excitedly watching the medal melt while his brother begged for a turn to watch.
Key quotes
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Bye, bye Abraham Lincoln! We're going to turn you into slime, and then the Hotel Prize in Appliance [sic] will be ours.
Checking to see if the prestigious award was real by placing the medal on the glass turntable and hitting the potato button
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