Satirical piece: Trump reportedly calls in bomb threat to hide low state fair attendance
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A satirical article depicting President Donald Trump allegedly calling in a fake bomb threat to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair. The piece uses exaggerated, humorous language to mock the president, including a description of him disguising his voice while making the threat.
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The OnionSatirical piece: Trump reportedly calls in bomb threat to hide low state fair attendancetheonion.comKey quotes
· 2 pulledThere's a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags all across the fairgrounds, which are beautiful by the way, so you'd better evacuate everyone as fast as you can, don't even bother stopping to count how many people there are
You'll regret it big time if...
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