Satire: Travis Kelce Saves Wedding Reception Seat for SpongeBob SquarePants
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A satirical article about Travis Kelce reserving a seat at his wedding reception for SpongeBob SquarePants, complete with quotes expressing his hope that the cartoon character might show up. The piece is clearly humorous and fictional.
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The OnionSatire: Travis Kelce Saves Wedding Reception Seat for SpongeBob SquarePantstheonion.comKey quotes
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He doesn't even need to bring a present, he can just give me a high-five and give an epic toast about jell
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