Tom Cruise Uses Fitbit to Track 10,000 Daily Stunts for Health Maintenance
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Tom Cruise reportedly purchased a Fitbit to help him achieve 10,000 daily stunts, explaining that staying active is crucial as he gets older. The 62-year-old actor demonstrated the smartwatch's capabilities by performing extreme stunts including diving off a building, landing on a motorcycle, and riding across a cannon while firing it.
Key quotes
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"whether that's going on a leisurely sprint across a crumbling bridge in the morning or scaling the Burj Khalifa on the weekend with friends"
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