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The Onion's Satirical Interview With Looksmaxxing Influencer Clavicular

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The Onion Staff

1mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

A satirical interview from The Onion with influencer Braden Peters (Clavicular), who is known for controversial "looksmaxxing" content. The parody interview features absurd exchanges where Clavicular compares his methods to children's entertainer Ms. Rachel, refuses to give up his tail, and casually admits the "racemaxxing community" he's part of is racist — all delivered with deadpan humor typical of The Onion's style.

Key quotes

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I get called extreme, but no one blinks an eye when Ms. Rachel tells kids to smash their jaws with a hammer.
I'm never getting rid of my tail.
Absolutely not, but the racemaxxing community I'm part of definitely is.
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Influencer Braden Peters, better known as Clavicular, has generated controversy for his “looksmaxxing” content. The Onion sat down with the streamer to discuss his views, methods, and aspirations. The Onion : Do you consider your methods to be extreme? Cl

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