Satirical article claims The Bear finale was a 45-minute shot of Carmy screaming over tomato sauce
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The Onion Staff
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A satirical article claiming that the FX series The Bear ended with a 45-minute continuous shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce, featuring a fake quote from star Jeremy Allen White about the absurd finale.
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the single, unbroken take of his character splashing marinara all over the kitchen floor while shouting 'Cousin!' repeatedly for three quarters of an hour was the only way the series could end
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