Texas Town's New Microbrewery Disappoints Returning Visitors
By
The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
A small Texas town unveils a disappointing microbrewery that underwhelms returning visitors with mediocre craft beers, frozen food options, and an unimpressive location near Interstate 10.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledProviding an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area
their hometown had unveiled a disappointing local microbrewery
revealing that the Tree Ring Brewing Company had a large but disappointing selection of craft beers
outdoor seating amidst the scenic backdrop of Interstate 10
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