Texas Politicians Request FEMA Funds Anonymously
By
The Onion Staff
Needed another two minutes in the oven. A half-baked bagel.
Summary
Texas politicians used a burner email to request FEMA funds anonymously after devastating floods, with Gov. Greg Abbott admitting to requesting over $70 million discreetly.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledI set up an anonymous account, [email protected], and shamefully requested more than $70 million in disaster assistance for Texans.
Asking for handouts to assist
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