Satirical Supreme Court Ruling Mocks Originalist Arguments On Trans Athlete Bans
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion reporting that the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling upholding state bans on transgender athletes, claiming the Founding Fathers specifically designed the Constitution to address biological sex requirements for junior varsity volleyball rosters. Chief Justice Roberts is quoted as saying the Constitution methodically laid out requirements for "developmental youth volleyball squads."
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The OnionSatirical Supreme Court Ruling Mocks Originalist Arguments On Trans Athlete Banstheonion.comKey quotes
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the clauses about golf and gymnastics left some roo
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