Satirical Study Claims Women Prefer ZZ Top Members as Partners
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The Onion Staff
10h ago· 2 min readen
Summary
A satirical article reports on a fictional study claiming that the average American woman prefers a romantic partner who is a member of the rock band ZZ Top, citing facial hair, hats, and guitar skills as key criteria.
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The OnionSatirical Study Claims Women Prefer ZZ Top Members as Partnerstheonion.comKey quotes
· 2 pulledWhile emotional intelligence and a sense of humor factor into their decision-making, heterosexual women are still largely judging men based on their possession of a foot-long beard, a Stetson hat, and an ability to solo on stage to 'La Grange,' 'Gimme All Your Lovin',' and 'Legs,'
lead researcher Christoph Borgen said of the study, which surveyed over 15,000 women
HOUSTON—A new study published Thursday by researchers at the University of Houston revealed that the average American woman vastly prefers a romantic partner who is a member of ZZ Top. “While emotional intelligence and a sense of humor factor into their d
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