Stanford Researchers Claim Discovery of Gene for Psychic Murder Visualization Ability

Through extensive DNA analysis, we have finally isolated the sequence of base pairs that encodes for the power to hold a cardigan and see in one's mind flashes of a young woman being stabbed to death in a ravine

Shedding new light on the rare trait's origins, researchers at the Stanford School of Medicine announced Friday that they had successfully identified the gene responsible for giving individuals the ability to visualize a murder when they touch a missing person's sweater