Siblings Secretly Hope to Be Featured on Basketball Arena's Kiss Cam
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Two teenage brothers, Henry (15) and Daniel (13) Komack, attend a Cleveland Cavaliers basketball game and both secretly hope to be featured on the arena's kiss cam. Despite being siblings, they each cross their fingers and stare longingly at the jumbotron, praying for the camera to land on them so they can experience a kiss cam moment together.
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· 3 pulledAs the pair crossed their fingers and stared longingly at the jumbotron, reports confirmed Sunday that siblings Henry and Daniel Komack were both currently praying they would be featured on Rocket Arena's kiss cam.
"Come on, come on, I want this more than anything," whispered Henry Komack, 15, his breath trembling as he and his 13-year-old brother anxiously watched couple after couple lock lips on the screen.
desperately yearning for the camera to land on them before the Cavaliers–Hornets game resumed, thus providing one perfect chance for them to finally experience a kiss cam moment.
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