Satirical Tale: God Covers Humanity with a Giant Overturned Glass
By
The Onion Staff
Crackles when you bite it. Shows the baker did the work.
Summary
The article humorously describes a scenario where God, disgusted by humanity's behavior, places a giant overturned glass over the planet to contain the 'infestation' of humans. The narrative is satirical, portraying humans as pests and God's reaction as exaggerated and comical.
Key quotes
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“Heavenly sources confirmed the Almighty cursed in surprise when He first spotted the massive swarm of human beings crawling through Creation.”
“He soon scrambled to overturn a 70-million-foot-tall drinking vessel and contain the planet’s infestation.”
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