Satirical Study Claims Corpses Would Cause Laughter in Morgue Settings
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The Onion Staff
More flour than flavour. There's a bagel in here, just not much of one.
Summary
A satirical report from the University of Minnesota's mortuary science program claims that a person's naked corpse will cause uncontrollable laughter among morgue staff due to the size and shape of their body parts. The article presents this as a 'detailed analysis' of how corpses appear on examination tables.
Key quotes
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your naked body will make the entire morgue laugh
detailed analysis of how your corpse will appear when lying on a brightly lit postmortem examination table
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