Satirical Report: University of Toledo Ranked Best College for Students Who Drop Out to Become Hairdressers
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Summary
The article satirically reports that U.S. News & World Report has ranked the University of Toledo as the best college for students to attend for one semester before dropping out to become hairdressers. The ranking praises Toledo's strong town-and-gown relationship and its suitability for students who take a few introductory classes, spend some time on campus, then quit to pursue a career in hair styling.
Key quotes
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Hailing the Midwestern school as one of the best places to pursue and then abandon an undergraduate education
U.S. News & World Report announced Thursday that it had selected the University of Toledo as the best college to attend for a semester before dropping out to do hair for a living
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