Satirical Story: Trump Sons Try to Adopt Homeless Man as Pet
By
The Onion Staff
Good intentions, undercooked execution. The bake is missing.
Summary
A satirical piece describing Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump attempting to bring a homeless man they found into the White House as a pet, begging their father to let them keep the "fuzzy buddy" who they claim can perform tricks like sitting and shaking.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"Please, Daddy, please can we keep our fuzzy buddy?"
"We'll take real good care of him, we promise."
"He's really smart and already knows how to sit, shake, and where to do his business."
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