Satirical Article: Camp Director Discovers Conversion Therapy Device Set to Reverse
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article about a Christian camp director in Colorado who panics when he discovers his conversion therapy device has been set to 'reverse,' causing children to become increasingly flamboyant and theatrical instead of suppressing their identities. The article uses absurdist humor to critique conversion therapy practices through fictional scenarios of children becoming more expressive and exuberant as they flood out of the camp into Colorado.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledDear Lord, they're just getting more and more theatrical—why isn't this lever budging?
Growing increasingly frantic as the mobs of exuberant preteens flooded from their bunks into the state of Colorado beyond
local Christian camp director Alan Mullins reportedly panicked Friday after noticing his conversion therapy device had been set to reverse
Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse
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