Trump Executive Order Imposes 100% Tax on Movies Depicting Slave Escapes
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Summary
President Donald Trump signs an executive order imposing a 100% tax on movies depicting people escaping from slavery, claiming such films promote anti-American narratives and are racist against slave owners. He criticizes Hollywood for portraying slaves as unhappy and desiring freedom, stating he wants slaves depicted as "whistling" and doing hard work instead.
Key quotes
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We want our slaves whistling, and we want them doing hard
such stories were 'racist' against slave owners
criticized what he called the 'violent extremism' of films in which enslaved people break free from their shackles
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