Satirical Report: Pat McAfee Show Continues Unaware of Co-host's Death
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The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
A satirical report claims that no one on The Pat McAfee Show has noticed that co-host A.J. Hawk has been dead for three days, with the show continuing normally while his decomposing corpse remains in the studio. The article humorously describes how the other hosts carry on with sports discussions unaware of the situation.
Key quotes
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"Pat's just going on about the Ravens' run defense while the poor guy's slumped over and decomposing in his chair"
"no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to have noticed that co-host A.J. Hawk has been dead for the last three days"
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