Satirical Report: Kim Jong Un Remarks on Daughter's Age for Executions
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Summary
The article is a satirical piece reporting that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un expressed nostalgic surprise that his daughter Kim Ju Ae is already old enough to be executing boys, reminiscing about when she was younger and just learning to condemn playmates to forced labor.
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· 3 pulledTears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn't believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae was already old enough to be executing boys.
"It's incredible to think that just a few years ago, she barely knew the words to condemn one of her playmates to a life of forced labor, and now she's already old enough to be meeting boys and issuing them death sentences," said Kim, sighing with nostalgia.
Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn't believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae was already old enough to be executing boys.
PYONGYANG—Tears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn’t believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae was already old enough to be executing boys. “It’s incred
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