Satirical Report: Joe Flacco's Wife Wears Football Costume for Bedroom Role-Play
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article reports on a satirical story about Dana Grady, wife of Bengals quarterback Joe Flacco, who dressed in a giant football costume to spice up their bedroom life. The piece uses humorous dialogue and exaggerated scenarios to create a comedic narrative about the couple's intimate life, with Grady inviting her husband to "score a touchdown" and Flacco responding with football-themed innuendo.
Key quotes
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It's not regulation...but I'm still turned on
This is what you wanted, right? I've seen your internet hi
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