NFL Announces Plans to Host Games in Historical Eras Starting Next Season
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Summary
The NFL announced plans to stage regular-season games across various historical eras, including ancient Egypt and the Italian Renaissance, as part of its expansion into new markets. Commissioner Roger Goodell framed this as the logical next phase after successful international expansion to cities like London and Mexico City.
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Calling the move the logical next phase in the league's continuing expansion into new markets
Beginning next season, it would begin staging several games across various epochs of history
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