Satirical Report: Hannah Montana Confronts Miley Cyrus in Fictional Anniversary Special
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
A satirical article describes a fictional confrontation during a Disney sitcom's 20th-anniversary special, where a haggard version of Hannah Montana appears on stage to confront Miley Cyrus, terrifying the audience and causing the host to flee backstage.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWidening their eyes in horror as the blond creature crawled out from behind the curtains in a pair of tattered rhinestone jeans, terrified audience members reportedly watched Tuesday as a haggard Hannah Montana confronted Miley Cyrus on stage during their Disney sitcom's 20th-anniversary special.
"Thought you could get rid of me that easy, did you?" said Montana, speaking in a raspy voice that sounded as if it hadn't been used in years and caused a speechless Cyrus to stagger backward in fear as the show's host, Alex Cooper, fled backstage.
"I built you. I b...
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