Satirical Article: Taylor Swift Announces Multiple Wedding Dates Across U.S. Cities
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The Onion Staff
20d ago· 1 min readen
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Summary
A satirical article about Taylor Swift announcing additional wedding dates in multiple cities, treating her wedding like a concert tour. The piece humorously describes her booking 300-seat country clubs, bringing caterers and a string quartet on a bus, and working on vows with Travis Kelce as if it were a production.
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Travis and I have been working so hard on our vows, and I'm really proud of what this team created
NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday that additional dates for her wedding had been added in Los Angeles, Miami, and Boston. “I’m so excited to bring this special night to
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