Satirical Report: God Frustrated by Construction Blocking Heavenly View of Creation
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article is a satirical piece reporting that God is angry about a new sky-rise apartment complex being constructed outside His celestial home, which blocks His view of creation. God complains that the construction crane obstructs His view of natural wonders like the Amazon Rainforest from His heavenly throne.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledI worked hard to have a Heavenly Kingdom from which I can gaze down upon all the beasts of the earth and the birds of the sky, but now I've got this giant orange crane obstructing almost everything
God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, confirmed Wednesday that He was angry about the new construction blocking His view of creation
when He sat upon His holy throne, the entire Amazon Rainforest was obscured behind the scaff
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