Satirical Report: Andy Reid Gives Travis Kelce Wedding Night Coaching Advice
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The Onion Staff
Tries hard. Doesn't quite make it out of the oven in one piece.
Summary
A satirical article reporting that Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid gave tight end Travis Kelce coaching advice for his wedding night, using football terminology and bobblehead dolls to demonstrate "basic formations" of intimacy. The piece humorously blends sports coaching with personal relationship advice.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThe keys to performing your best in the bedroom are proper positioning and situational awareness
We'll go over some tape so you know what to anticipate, but when the moment
Stressing that preparation was important both on and off the field
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