Satirical Proposal to Classify Happiness as a Psychiatric Disorder
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Summary
The article presents a satirical proposal to classify happiness as a psychiatric disorder called 'major affective disorder, pleasant type.' It argues that happiness meets diagnostic criteria for a disorder by being statistically abnormal, having a discrete cluster of symptoms, being associated with cognitive abnormalities, and reflecting abnormal central nervous system functioning. The piece uses medical and psychiatric terminology to humorously critique diagnostic practices and the pathologization of normal human experiences.
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In a review of the relevant literature it is shown that happiness is statistically abnormal, consists of a discrete cluster of symptoms, is associated with a range of cognitive abnormalities, and probably reflects the abnormal functioning of the central nervous system.
One possible objection to this proposal is that happiness is not negatively valued. However, this objection is dismissed as it reflects the prevailing cultural bias towards the pathological.
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