Satirical Piece: Trump Reportedly Frustrated Over Lack of Intact Indiana Infrastructure to Target
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The Onion Staff
Crackles when you bite it. Shows the baker did the work.
Summary
The article satirically portrays President Donald Trump as frustrated and searching for infrastructure to destroy in Indiana after state lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push. The piece humorously describes Trump examining satellite footage showing already devastated infrastructure throughout the state, with his transportation secretary pointing out various damaged systems. The satirical tone suggests Indiana's infrastructure is already in such poor condition that there's nothing left for Trump to destroy as retaliation.
Key quotes
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Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push
a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the state that could still be destroyed
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