Satirical Interview: Muppets Puppeteer Explains Bringing Kermit to Life
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The Onion Staff
Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
Summary
The article appears to be a satirical piece from The Onion about a Muppets puppeteer discussing how he brings Kermit the Frog to life. Based on the publication source (America's Finest News Source - The Onion's tagline), the absurd date (April 8, 2026), and the humorous weather forecast ("30% chance of Ragnarok"), this is clearly satirical content. The title suggests an interview format where a puppeteer explains his craft, but in the context of The Onion, this would likely be presented with exaggerated or absurd humor about puppeteering techniques and the relationship between puppeteer and puppet.
Key quotes
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America's Finest News Source
30% chance of Ragnarok
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
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