Satirical Artist Profile: Fictional Musician Sombr Wins 2025 MTV VMA Award
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The Onion Staff
Has the shape of a bagel but none of the steam.
Summary
The Onion presents a satirical artist profile of fictional musician Sombr, who supposedly won the 'Most Recent Artist' award at the 2025 MTV VMAs. The profile includes absurd biographical details like being born in 'liminal space,' having an age based on how old Sufjan Stevens' album feels, and a hairstyle described as 'The Muammar Gaddafi.' The piece mocks celebrity profiles with intentionally ridiculous information.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledBirthplace: Liminal space
Age: However old Sufjan Stevens' Illinois feels to you
Genre: Alt-horny
Hairstyle: The Muammar Gaddafi
VMA Received: Most Recent Artist
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