Satirical Article: Wife Makes Excuses for Husband Who Plays Clash of Clans During Work Hours
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A woman in Tacoma, Washington tells her children that their father is under a lot of pressure at work, while in reality he spends half his workday playing the mobile game Clash of Clans. The article satirically portrays a husband who prioritizes gaming over work responsibilities while his wife makes excuses for his behavior to their children.
Key quotes
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Urging her kids to cut their dad some slack amid the added stressors of his work life
who typically spends half his workday playing Clash Of Clans on his phone
who had spent a majority of the day at his desk on the popular fantasy-themed mobile game raising an army of small cartoon peasants
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