Satirical Article: White House Plumber Warns Staff About Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal Rules
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The Onion Staff
A respectable bake. You'd come back tomorrow for another.
Summary
A satirical article about a White House plumber reminding staff that only 'Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste' can be placed down the 'Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal,' warning them not to clog the 'Donald J. Trump Commemorative Sewer Line.' The piece humorously describes various commemorative food items like coffee grounds, potato peels, and cooking oil that must be disposed of properly.
Key quotes
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White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded staff Monday that only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste could be placed down the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal
Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time
urged White House personnel to put all Donald J. Trump Commemorative Coffee Grounds, Donald J. Trump Commemorative Potato Peels, and Donald J. Trump Commemorative Cooking Oil into the Donald J.
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