Satirical Article About Cursed Videotape That Kills When Swallowed Whole
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article appears to be a satirical piece from The Onion about a cursed videotape that kills anyone who swallows it whole. The content includes typical Onion satirical elements with weather reports, navigation menus, and promotional content about becoming a member. The article follows the format of a fake news story with absurd premises characteristic of The Onion's humor style.
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Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
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