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Satirical AARP Report Parodies Economic Jargon to Describe Sagging Jowls

WASHINGTON—Calling the past month one of the droopiest on record, officials at AARP issued a strong April jowls report Tuesday. “We’re pleased to announce that the rate of sagging jawlines since…

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The Onion Staff2mo ago1 min readen

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