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RFK Jr. Claims Human Body Can Transmute Lead Into Gold Through Consumption

WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he…

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The Onion Staff8mo ago1 min readen

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