RFK Jr. Claims Human Body Can Transmute Lead Into Gold Through Consumption
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claims at a press conference that the human body can naturally transmute lead into gold through consumption of lead, suggesting this is a biological miracle ignored by modern medicine. He compares the effects to ancient Egyptian rejuvenation elixirs.
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Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore
even a few drops of colloidal lead every morning could have an effect similar to that produced by the elixirs ancient Egyptians drank for rejuvenation
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he touted the body’s natural ability to transmute lead into go
