Woman Loses Respect for Friend After Reading Poorly Recommended Book
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article about a woman named Sara Vogler who loses respect for her longtime friend Darci Strouse after reading a book that Strouse had enthusiastically recommended as life-changing. Sara finds the book so shockingly bad that she begins second-guessing all the advice Strouse has ever given her on work, relationships, and other topics.
Key quotes
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the book was so shockingly bad, she was now second-guessing all the advice she had ever received from Strouse on work, relationships, or any other topic
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