Republicans Share Embarrassing Personal Stories Amid Epstein Controversy
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Republican lawmakers in the House of Representatives reportedly attempted to distract from the Epstein files controversy by having each member share their most embarrassing personal moments, starting with one congressman admitting to clogging his crush's toilet in eighth grade.
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the GOP provided a distraction from the Epstein files controversy on Tuesday by going around the House of Representatives and having its lawmakers share the most embarrassing moments of their lives
other Republican representatives quickly joined in, waving their arms to get the attention of the press gallery while confess
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