Satirical Report Claims Americans Have Had Their Fill of Soccer for Now
A satirical report humorously declares that Americans have had enough soccer for now after a brief period of interest, suggesting the nation is ready to move on until the next World Cup in four years.
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Welp, that was fun, but we've got our fill
It was fun and all, and we'll be sure to tune in again in four years. But for now, that's plenty of soccer—no need t
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WASHINGTON—Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was fun, but we’ve got our fill,” the report read in part,
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