Report Finds 5-Year-Old Riding Lyft Scooter Acceptable
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A report suggests that it is likely acceptable for a 5-year-old to ride a Lyft scooter, as no one seems concerned about it.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledNobody else on the street seems to be freaking out or anything, and look, I don’t even know what the age restrictions are on those scooters, so maybe he meets the minimum requirements or something.
I was pretty sure you needed a phone to activate the scooter, so there was p
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