Artist Creates Website Tracking Billionaire Jet Fleeing Patterns as Apocalypse Indicator
By
Joe Wilkins
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Summary
Artist and programmer Kyle McDonald has created a website that tracks private jet flight patterns of billionaires to detect if they are fleeing urban centers en masse, which could signal advance knowledge of a catastrophic event. The tool monitors aircraft associated with wealthy individuals and looks for unusual departure patterns that might indicate they have inside information about an impending apocalypse. The project satirizes the growing power and privilege of billionaires, who increasingly have access to political intelligence and early warnings about global threats.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledBillionaires aren't like us. They get special tax breaks to protect their fortunes, operate private intelligence rings, and increasingly have direct lines to the White House, if they're not there already.
Given their increasing hold on the levers of political power, in other words, it's likely that the world's richest would get advance news of a civilization-threatening event.
Kyle McDonald, a programmer and artist from Los Angeles, has developed a new jet tracking tool to monitor whether billionaires are fleeing en masse.
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