Report: All Film Production Halted as Every Actor Called to 'Avengers: Doomsday' Reshoots
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Summary
The article reports that all upcoming films have been canceled because every living actor has been called back to the set of 'Avengers: Doomsday' for reshoots. According to an anonymous studio executive, every SAG-AFTRA member has been summoned, causing a complete industry standstill and indefinite suspension of major projects like The Batman Part II and Shrek 5. The Marvel Cinematic Universe film requires the cooperation of all 160,000 Hollywood actors, effectively halting all other film production.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThey've called every member of SAG-AFTRA back to set—it's a complete disaster
every project from The Batman Part II to Shrek 5 had been indefinitely suspended due to the scope of the newest Marvel Cinematic Universe film
which required the cooperation of all 160,000 Hollywood actors
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