Raid Introduces Satirical Bug Doxxing Kit for Modern Pest Control
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
Raid insecticide brand has introduced a satirical 'bug doxxing kit' that supposedly reveals the exact locations of termite mounds and ant colonies to encourage anonymous internet users to stalk and harass the pests, positioning it as a modern approach to insect eradication for those reluctant to personally eliminate bugs.
Key quotes
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"a practice that encourages anonymous individuals on the internet to stalk and harass the bugs"
"attacks and intimidates pests right where they live"
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