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Ragú Announces Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank for Stress Relief

SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press…

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The Onion Staff7mo ago2 min readen

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