Quentin Tarantino Criticizes Paul Dano's Feet on Wikifeet Website
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Summary
Quentin Tarantino criticized actor Paul Dano's feet on Wikifeet, calling them the worst on the website and comparing them unfavorably to Austin Butler's feet. Tarantino made the comments during a podcast appearance, describing Dano's feet as 'nasty, gnarled stompers' and questioning why he's even featured on the site. Other celebrities were reportedly defending Dano in response to the criticism.
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calling Dano's feet 'nasty, gnarled stompers' compared to a peer like Austin Butler's 'gorgeous, five-star tootsies'
I don't know why he's even on there. He's dragging the entire website down
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