Profane Death Announcement Expressing Hostility Toward Deceased
By
The Onion Staff
Lacks bite. And filling. And a copy-editor at the bakery.
Summary
A highly profane and aggressive obituary notice announcing someone's death with extreme hostility and contempt, inviting family and friends to celebrate the person's demise rather than mourn.
Key quotes
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After living a no-good waste of a life, family and friends are invited to say good riddance, you sorry piece of shit.
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